If this party is going to fly again, it needs another wing.

Welcome Born-Again Democrats

We are a new brand of Democrat, a mixed breed of unhappy Republicans, Perot-style Independents, and old Yellow Dogs.  The thing we have in common is that we are all sick and tired of being lied to by Republicans and ignored by the Democrats.  We think Lou Dobbs is right: war is being waged on America's middle-class, an undeclared class war of great subtlety and scope.  We believe the hour has arrived to put aside our differences and start fighting for the stuff that matters to us all.

Naturally those who oppose us will say that we are just a bunch of plain, ordinary, unsophisticated Americans with no advanced degrees. They are pretty much right about that. It is also true that we earn our livings with our hands and our feet a lot more than we do with our brains. But here is something else that is true about us: we are not stupid, we don't trust them, and we will not be fooled any longer.

The fact is, we are just waking up to a truth we almost forgot: that unless we stand and fight for the things we believe in -- things that American citizens have every right to fight for under the Constitution -- then not only can we lose, but most assuredly will we lose, every blessing of liberty that our parents and grandparents fought so hard to secure for us, and that we, in turn, intend to hand on to our children.

So for the sake of ourselves and our posterity we have made a list of a few of the things that worry us most, and what we propose to do about them.  Here is the kind of stuff we will fight for:

1. Compensation for lost wages caused by the elite trade and immigration policies coming out of Washington for the last 40 years.

2.  A graduated consumption tax as the only fair and efficient way to raise the revenues required for wage compensation.

3. A pause in immigration to give our nation time to assimilate the 35 million immigrants we already have.

4. Legislation to make reading and study of the Bible an integral part of the public school curriculum in world and American history.

5. Web cameras in all public school class rooms and an end to automatic tenure for public school teachers.

6.  Legislation to make it impossible for America's richest families to hide their incomes overseas to avoid paying their taxes.

7. An unfakable national ID as the only practical way to stop illegal immigration and to regain control of our borders.

8. Changes in corporate law to make the chief executive officers of private corporations individually responsible for all criminal activities carried on by their organizations, and to require that the terms of their compensation to be transparent to shareholders.

9. A constitutional amendment ending all forms of racial discrimination, including reverse discrimination, by government and by all private institutions that receive government support.

10. A constitutional amendment defining marriage as a union between a man and a woman unrelated by blood.

11. A constitutional amendment giving local municipalities the power to enforce traditional community standards of decency on television and in other public media.

We recognize, of course, that many Democrats in the blue states may not agree with everything we stand for.  And that is perfectly alright. Our attitude towards them will be conciliatory: we can tolerate you if you can tolerate us. We think we need to work together.  Because if we can work together, we can build a new political coalition in this land the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Franklin Delanore Roosevelt.

And when that happens, watch out Karl Roves and all the rest of you scalawag Republicans.  We are B.A.D. and we are coming to get you.

(If you would like to join Born-Again Democrats, send your name and address to webmaster@BornAgainDemocrats.com.  We will put you in touch with others in your area, and you can take it from there.)

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